Walking Dead
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Russian Drug Krokodil Turning People Into Walkers!
Bath-salt zombies are SO two years ago… A drug called Krokodil has started surfacing here in the states. Created in Russia, Krokodil has claimed approximately 30,000 lives since the early 2000s when the drug began hitting the street....
Zombie Perfume For the ‘Preppers Will Make You Socially Acceptable to the Walking Dead!
Fans of The Walking Dead know that if you cover yourself in the leftovers of friends, neighbors and family, zombies will just stroll right on by you…until it begins to rain and things go to hell real fast. Wouldn’t it be awesome if someone...
Store Opens – Caters to Surviving the Apocalypse!
Everyone say thank you to those crazy Mayans. Not only did they give us reason to create some truly spectacular parties where hangovers and regret would never even have a chance to hit us but those forward-thinking ancient-folk are also...
House Call [The Walking Dissection]
One young lady gets skeeved on, another gets a mouth full of metal without the pain of braces. One brother has his past failures haunt him, another just gets haunted by his brother. We introduce a new black character just as another one...
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Zombiephone! [Walking Dissectoin]
Michonne and Merle get all Hunger Games, but who is Katniss and who is the weird wolf monsters from the end? Andrea continues to have the absolute worst taste in men… or does she. And Rick is on the edge of the madness. The edge! The edge!...
Walking Dead Recap Chat-a-roo
Change You Can Believe In [The Walking Dissection]
Leadership is a strange concept. There are elements of leadership we admire and those we apologize for. At best, an effective leader needs to achieve the goals of his community, make tough decisions when they need to be made and advance...
Pleased To Meet You [The Walking Dissection]
The overarching story of The Walking Dead in any form or function in the loss of humanity amongst the living while the dead roam the Earth. In the same way that Battlestar Galactica could be set on a submarine and still be awesome, TWD...
A Whole New World [The Walking Dissection]
Imagine you have an alcoholic uncle. He and your dad were always close and even though he’d embarrass himself sometimes it was always funny and never tragic. But over the last few years things got worse. He borrowed money, burned through...
The Walking Dead Will Again Become the Best, Most Important, Genre Show on TV Tonight
This is the PRO half of PRO/CON pair of columns talking about expectations for the upcoming season of The Walking Dead beginning tonight at 9 p.m. on AMC. Unless you are on Dish Network. In that case you’re screwed. It has to be better....
The Walking Dead is a Disappointment and Will Continue to be a Disappointment
This is the CON half of PRO/CON pair of columns talking about expectations for the upcoming season of The Walking Dead beginning tonight at 9 p.m. on AMC. Unless you are on Dish Network. In that case you’re screwed. The Walking Dead is big...
Down With The Sickness [The Walking Dead Dissection]
A season comes to a close with the cast a little lighter, many bullets fired and a few lessons learned. This might not be a democracy but it is the final Dissection of the year so you might as well click through a read it.
Everything Is Different [Walking Dead Dissection]
There has been a lot to criticize about this season. A lot. But one thing that’s been beyond reproach for The Walking Dead. They know how to reach a destination, no matter how convoluted the path there might be. Sunday’s episode marked one...
Goodnight [Walking Dead Dissection]
An episode of long deliberations and a shocking conclusion. We debate the shocking end of this week’s Walking Dead AFTER THE JUMP…
You Can’t Be Something You’re Not [Walking Dead Dissection]
There is a flaw with AMC’s The Walking Dead. It’s an unfortunate one. Consistency. With a lot of shows, this isn’t all that important. Comedy, episodic drama or stories that take regular time jumps of weeks or months between installments...
Why You Should Get Excited About Walking Dead Casting The Governor
David Morrissey will play The Governor in The Walking Dead’s third season. Doctor Who fans will recognize him as the confused Victorian era faux-ctor from the 2008 Christmas special The Next Doctor. Although certainly memorable, we didn’t...
The Dale Face [Walking Dead Dissection]
After an episode that left my expectations for this episode in the same shape as Lori’s car. I was ready to quit. Done writing recaps. I don’t like crapping on TV that other people like. Unless it’s Heroes. Because, seriously, f— Heroes....
No Hope Left [Walking Dead Dissection]
“There’s no hope left, I see that now.” Herschel, our ever-optimistic farm host is now crestfallen over the events of the zombie barn party. He’s now come to the conclusion that he was wrong about zombies, it’s not a disease, it’s a death...
Exercise The Demons [The Walking Dead Dissection]
Finally. This is the show I fell in love with. These are the conflicts caused by the world rotting from the inside out. These are the decisions made by compelling characters with conflicting points of view. This is the genre violence that...
Shhhh… The Show Was Actually Fun To Watch [The Walking Dead Dissection]
Holy crap. Stuff actually happened on this show. Sure, there were some pretty maddening plot problems and we rehashed a few issues for the millionth time, but at the end of the episode people said important things to each other that might...
A Hunt With No End [The Walking Dead Dissection]
Like a zombie whose brain has been cleaved in twain by a last minute arrow, this episode of The Walking Dead was of two minds. The first, let’s continue to put our characters on the path of the most boring, pointless plot arc in history....
Opinion: The Walking Dead Must Kill Rick Grimes
Would you rather an adaptation of a source material be a literal copy or a totally new story with the same characters and themes? It’s a fundamental question, which I believe is at the heart of the ever raging debate amongst The Walking...
To The Well Once Too Often [The Walking Dead Dissection]
In a story about a band of survivors in constant peril the sin of safety is major one. Thankfully, this episode did a little bit to shake things up in this frustratingly slow season but some major issues still remain. Well… one issue....
The Crawling Plot [The Walking Dead Dissection]
So this is how the short, explosive reign of Frank Darabont over The Walking Dead ends. The final script he had a hand in (he’d long since been removed from the post process) gives us some all time great visuals, memorable genre beats and...
Shane Goes Back To School [The Walking Dead Dissection]
One little girl missing in a woodland area littered with zombies. Her mother is on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Another of her rescue party is barely hanging on to the will to live. These are three of the major problems we barely deal...
What Lies Ahead? Church Slaughters, Lost Reminders, Best Show On TV [Walking Dead Recap]
There is a breath of fresh air, a unique buoyancy, to viewing a television series where you trust the storyteller. Gone is the nagging sense of second guessing or internal apologizing for obvious flaws because you so want to love the...
The Walking Dead Television Series Is Superior To The Comic Series [Opinion]
Walking Dead mastermind Robert Kirkman has famously said his most popular franchise was borne from wondering what happens after a zombie movie. Typically, a zombie outbreak story begins with a relatable reality, add zombies, initial crisis...