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World’s First Living Laser
Scientists at Harvard Medical School and Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston have genetically engineered the world’s first living laser. This is a living cell that can emit laser light. Based on previous Nobel winning work on Green...
Assault With Weasel
And now: taxonomic correction during assault. Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man. The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker said, “It’s...
British City Forced To Admit It Is Unprepared For A Zombie Apocalypse
The Leicester City Council is “not ready” for a zombie attack and a concerned citizen forced them to admit it using the Freedom of Information Act. The CDC recently released one here in the U.S., but it could use some work. “A worried...
Drunken “Wolfman” Captured In Ohio
Police in Brownhelm Township, Ohio were called to Timber Ridge Campground because an extremely intoxicated man was fighting people and kicking dog cages. So far this story sounds like just another night on Lake Erie, but when the police...
600 Dead Penguins
Uruguayan navy ships on patrol found a whole bunch of dead penguins and alerted environmental agencies. They do not know the cause of death yet, but they do suspect something called Ferox, which does not sound friendly. “According to a...
Giant Rats Killing Children, Elderly in South Africa
Forget about the shapeshifters on the loose – it is being reported that monster rats the size of small dogs are killing and eating children in South Africa. The rats can grow up to three feet long and have inch long teeth. “The monster...
Send Your Name To Mars
You have until June 13th to submit your name to NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory to be included on a microchip in the Mars Science Laboratory rover which is headed to Mars later this year. To date 1,171,344 names have been submitted and...
Best Thing You’ll See Today: Electric Storm Strikes Erupting Volcano
Electric storm meet volcano eruption. Can anything be cooler? I defy you to find it. [ABC Tumblr]
Google Mars Anomaly
So, yeah. 71 49 19.73n 29 33 06.53w in Google Mars if you want to see it yourself. What do you think it is? [Sighting UFO]
Music of the Saturnian Spheres
CASSINI MISSION from Chris Abbas on Vimeo. We have posted stitched together footage from Cassini before, but this video goes above and beyond. Now with 100% more NIN. [daily grail]
Cops Shoot At Concrete Alligator
“Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the...
Podcast: Nazi Petting Zoo
Brian demanding child wants a petting zoo to remember for a birthday party, with dangerous results. Andrew and Justin act the parts of Nazi researchers promising a dynamic new army which would only require training… and chew toys....
Devil Worm Demands You Bow To Him
That bad mother above is the DEVIL WORM. CUE MUSIC It was once thought that life could not live more than a few dozen feet below the ground. Those non-believers are now proven to the be foolish mortals the DEVIL WORM always knew them to...
Video Proof: UFOs Above 1979 Pittsburgh Steeler Football Game
Above is a clip of a 1979 victory for the Pittsburgh Steelers over the Dallas Cowboys. However, pay attention to the final few frames where what seem to be flashing objects are seen before the awesome 60 Minutes promo about a church in...
Spacious, Zombie-Proof House Built For Your Safety
It’s called the Safe House. You get in via a retractible concrete drawbridge. All guests must be buzzed in from a safety zone before entering the home itself. It is the perfect humble abode for the young family terrified of being torn...
Video: Jet Pack Flies A Mile Into The Air
The wizards at Martin Aircraft are on the bleeding edge of commercial jet pack technology and they’ve broken yet another milestone: sending a jet pack a mile into the air. In this remarkable video an unmanned unit takes off from the ground...
UFO? Underground Energy? Documentary Tackles The Mysterious Lights Of Hessdalen, Norway
The lights have amazed enthusiasts and confounded researchers for decades. Many swear they are evidence of UFOs emerging from an underground facility in the mountains. One hypothesis posits it might be a cluster of macroscopic Coulomb...
Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Junior Rodeo Queens To Ride Stick Horses
The origins are understood. The players are all of terrestrial stock. Yet if you don’t look at a picture of a young lady riding a stick pony around a professional rodeo course while be scored by grim faced judges and cheered by nervous...
Monkey Killed For Being A Witch
This is actually a really horrible story. A vervet monkey was killed and burned in South Africa by a mob who was convinced it was a witch. Bonus awful points – the police helped out by shooting at the monkey. It reported that the monkey...