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Skynet’s Future Soldiers on Display at Fort Benning
Over a weekend at Fort Benning, human inventors of automated robotic war machines showed off the devices that Skynet will probably use against us when it goes live. Sorry ’bout your first rule, Asimov. [Computer World]
African Tick Smuggles Itself Into US Inside Scientist’s Nose!
Shel Silverstein once had a poem about a snail that lived in your nose and would bite your finger off. Maybe he was inspired by something that’s been going on in Africa that nobody’s ever paid much attention to…until now… A US...
Shark Coffins – For All Those Sharknado Sharks
Remember when Sharknado blew through everyone’s homes a couple months ago? All those sharks had to be buried somewhere, right? But you would’ve thought they’d build the box big enough to actually hold a shark. All kidding aside, the shark...
Podcast: Third Reich Monkey Shines
The boys review a puzzling order made by Adolf Hitler. If you could get ten years of the your life back but lose 20 years of technology, would you? Brian introduces this puzzling what if and the answers might surprise you. Also, do alien...
Potentially Deadly Christmas Tours of North Korea Now Booking!
Because sitting around with your loved ones is probably getting a little tiresome and routine year after year, you can now book yourself a Christmas tour to the first place that springs to mind when you think of the most wonderful season...
Podcast: The Death That Waited
Justin is put on the defensive as Brian wonders what he has hiding in his house that could endanger the whole neighborhood. Andrew reveals SpaceX’s next step toward a space-colonizing future. Bonnie and Brian find themselves isolated from...
7 Foot Tall Gingerbread Man Risks Life to Save Kids
We’ve all seen the video where we’re asked to count how many times a ball is passed between two teams of players only to be asked about the gorilla that passes through the video instead of the actual passes. We have all seen that video,...
Remote Island Contains Alien-Like Plant Life
That bizarre-looking tree in the photo above isn’t part of the latest concept art for the Avatar sequel. Nope. Called the Dragon’s Blood Tree it’s one of hundreds of strange, almost alien-like, plants that thrive on the remote Socotra...
Ancient Underwater Pyramid Discovered Off the Coast of Portugal!
For quite a while archaeologists have suspected that people inhabited Portugal long before people claimed to have first inhabited Portugal. Within the last three years, researchers have discovered small rock pyramids on a small island...
Weird Things Podcast Recording Live
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Knights Fighting Becoming Next Extreme Sport!
The PLWR (Polska Liga Walk Rycerskich or the Polish League of Knights Fighting) is a federation of guys who dress up in period costume and unleash their inner-medieval-ish-ness on their opponents with some unsettling ferocity…unsettling...
Demon Slayer Trio Heads to Europe to Destroy Evil!
They’re bAAAAaaaaack! The demon-slaying trio of “slaydies” we posted about from Arizona are back. And THIS time? They’re heading overseas to the what they’re saying is the nesting place of nasty, pagan demons…the UK. Led by their fearless...
U.S. Leads Applicants in One-Way Ticket To Mars!
The totals are in for all the people who are ready to get off this rock and get to colonizing Mars. Mars-One, the program that’s planning on getting people to Mars to begin the colonization process in the very near future, have tallied the...
Being Buried in a Bacon Coffin is a Thing Now!
How much do you love bacon? Enough to be eternally wrapped inside of a bacon coffin that smells like bacon? Well if you want to really tweak friends and family out when you leave or just make people shake their heads at you one last time...
Surgical Procedure To Give You a Perma-Smile – Just Like Batman’s Nemesis
For anyone cosplaying the Joker at DragonCon, you can take it to a whole new level and show just how dedicated you are. You can now head over to Korea, the world’s WalMart of plastic surgery, and get that frowny, upside-down face...
Jump! Jump! Grasshopper Rocket Stretches Its Legs in Latest Test
SpaceX keeps coaxing their Grasshopper rockets into longer jumps as they continue to develop their reusable rocket program. In the latest test, shown in this video, SpaceX’s Grasshopper rocket takes another leap into the history books by...
Government Discloses Area 51 is a Real Place – Causes Global Facepalm
Everyone! Stop EVERYTHING! Right NOW! Our government, who is always up front on just about every issue you can think of, has just pulled the tablecloth from under our dinners by announcing that some place called Area 51 exists in the...
Sasquatch Sightings in British Columbia!
Recently a company called Legend Tracker, that’s created an augmented reality adventure application, put out a call for video submissions to anyone who had footage of what they thought might be everyone’s favorite, but annoyingly elusive,...
Mysterious Priest Appears at Car Crash – Mysteriously Disappears After Rescue
USA Today has posted a story about a mysterious priest who appeared at the site of a car crash where firefighters were having a difficult time removing a girl from the wreckage. After the priest told firefighters not to worry and that...
Three Girls Form Exorcism Team to Fight Satan!
Three girls have assembled into a team of exorcists led by the father of one of the girls. It’s Charlie’s Angels meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets the Exorcist. Well…there’s that…click play. [Vice]