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Talking Elmo: Now With Death Threats
Elmo doesn’t really love you, in fact, he wants to kill you. Or so found out a Florida two-year old named James when his talking Elmo doll started making death threats. Elmo was behaving well enough, until one day the adorable toddler’s...
You’ve Seen Jesus Toast, Now See ‘The God Salami’
Check out the above video while we lament the state of popular media for ever allowing this to become news. From this incident we can surmise one thing about God: he draws like a five year old given crayons for the very first time. Though...
“100% Proof” of Ghosts Caught on Tape
This ghost video has been circling around the internet since 2007. Do you think it’s real “100% proof” of ghosts, or just a bizarre man screaming like a baritone school girl?
Latest Ghost Image: Jenner Museum
Above is a photo snapped of a purported apparition at the Jenner Museum in Gloucester, England. It was taken by BBC journalist Chris Sandys. Edward Jenner is the man who pioneered the smallpox vaccine and the museum that bares his name has...
What Does Your Ass Say About You?
What does your ass say about you? Just ask Australian psychic Sharina, who claims that a reading of your posterior is more effective at predicting your future life success than a more traditional reading of your palms. Watch as she deftly...
Human Ancestors Enjoyed Tasty Neanderthal Treats
Neanderthals were one of our closest genetic relatives. The debate over whether they were a sub species of humans or a different species all together still rages. Knowing our shared genetic heritage, archaeologists like to speculate about...
Killer Blob Invades Vietnamese Lake
Local fisherman around Vietnam’s Lake Rung suspected changing weather patterns were the culprit when fish started dying off in large numbers last year. When they headed out last month to collect fish they caught around two tons of a...
Ghost or Intruder?
Penn Bullock Reports: photo credit: King Chimp It’s a scene straight out of a horror movie. A little boy tells his soccer mom that he saw a ghost last night in his room, and that the ghost also visited his little sister. The suburbs are...
Montauk Monster 2
We all remember the Montauk Monster that washed up along the shores of Long Island last year. The above video was taken in Southold, NY of Montauk Monster 2. The people over at Montauk-monster.com think the two are the same beast, what do...
Caveman Playboy
Penn Bullock Reports: No – that’s not a small, cooked, headless chicken, but a 25,000 year-old statuette just unearthed in Germany. Archeologists are calling it the earliest known example of human pornography. When we at Weirdthings took a...
Madonna Loves Psychic Momma Love
Penn Bullock reports: This May, Madonna tried to nab another African child from Malawi. She had already adopted one in 2006, a boy named David Banda. Mind you, David’s father didn’t approve of the adoption. Madonna waved him off as an...
Taking Their Croc For A Drive
The crocodile hood ornament these Papua New Guinea men are sporting on the front of their car was not a gift from Pimp-My-Polynesian Ride. It’s a killer 13 foot female crocodile that has been terrorizing their village in Madang Province....
Cheerios a Drug?
Alison Smith Reports: The United States Food and Drug Administration, apparently bored to tears by microbial face paint contamination, took a stand against General Mills in a warning issued on 5 May 2009 for claims made by the #1 toddler...
Bizarre Car Accident
This looks like just another car crash video until the dust starts to settle. Unbelievably we counted more than twenty people leaving that vehicle, leading us here at Weirdthings to speculate that the van was either full of clowns or was...
Creepy Bird Masks of the 14th Century
Image Credit: j_naturalia_2 We know what you’re thinking, and no the Bird People have not decided to rise up against their human overlords….yet. The photo above depicts an individual fashioning the get up Plague Doctors wore when visiting...
Is Swine Flu a Pig/Bird Hybrid?!
Image Credit: Visual Culture and BioScience Penn Bullock reports: In March 2008, a veterinarian identified a mysterious pig pathogen at two “swine production facilities” (the official euphemism for slaughterhouses) in Illinois. It...
Is this the ultimate weapon for the inevitable Terminator: Salvation robot apocalypse?
Preparing for the inevitable Terminator: Salvation robot apocalypse a five part series We here at Weird Things aren’t just committed to telling you about all the weird things going on in your world, we’re here to do something about it! As...
Bizarre New York Pet Shop
Check out this video of British graffiti artist Banksy’s latest New York exploit. The shop keeper actor is a great touch. Here’s a link to the official site for the shop: Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grille This is the highest quality...
Mysterious Sicilian Boiling Hot Floor
The Fiandaca family called firefighters to their home in Sicily yesterday as temperatures emanating from the floors of their home reached boiling point. According to Maria Fiandaca, the floors had been heating up all week and suddenly...
American Idol Mansion Haunted?
American Idol Contestant Allison Iraheta was the latest to be ousted. The judges blamed her performance, but could ghosts keeping her up at night be to blame? A few days ago Allison claimed that the spirit of a previous inhabitant of the...