Curse
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Ancient Egyptian Statuette Mysteriously Starts Doing 180s in Museum
Something weird is going on concerning a 10-inch statue of Neb-Sanu that is on display at the Manchester Museum. This small statue is turning around…by itself. During the course of the day Neb-Sanu’s little statue decides it’s done being...
1,600 Year Old Black Magic Curse Discovered
Talk about holding a grudge. A pair of 1,600 year old black magic curses have been found, one each for a senator and an animal doctor named Procello who really gets cursed out. “Destroy, crush, kill, strangle Porcello and wife Maurilla....
Petty Hate Never Dies: 1,700-Year-Old Furious Complaint About Grocer Recovered
Ever feel guilty about complaining? Sure the drive through clerk at Wendy’s forgot to remove the tomatoes from my Spicy Chicken sandwich, but do I really want to go back into the store? And even worse, what if my friends call me cheap for...
Lightning Kills African Soccer Team, Curse Suspected
If we are going to live in a world where lightning kills a soccer team whilst leaving their opponents unharmed, why can’t it happen in Portland? Or Stockholm? Or London? You know, somewhere where the buzz the next day would be about lapses...
Cursed Bulgarian Phone Number Discontinued After Last 3 Owners Died Suddenly
So you get a new phone. It has a new number. You email all your friends with the new info. Then you find out the last person who had this number died suddenly in a hail of gunfire and the dude before him croaked the same way. Oh, the the...