Area 51
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Amazing Kreskin Opens Supernatural Dating Site – Predicts It Will Take Dating to a New Dimension
In a move only he could’ve seen coming…you know….because he’s who he is…the Amazing Kreskin has opened the gates on a new dating site… A site for “enthusiasts of the paranormal, the unexplained, the mystical, the implausible…” While we’re...
Government Releases 130,000 UFO Files to Public – Aliens Chuckle Because We Still Know Nothing
Lots of ufologists, saucer-chasers and hunters of little green men became super-excited recently. John Greenewald of the BlackVault.com and his continuous efforts to petition the government via the Freedom of Information Act to release...
Government Discloses Area 51 is a Real Place – Causes Global Facepalm
Everyone! Stop EVERYTHING! Right NOW! Our government, who is always up front on just about every issue you can think of, has just pulled the tablecloth from under our dinners by announcing that some place called Area 51 exists in the...